Like, saying he is going to lock everything down at night and I don't see him for an hour. I've went out to look for him and I can never find him. Both cars are there so he hasn't went somewhere and then I finally check the garage again to find him sitting on his work stool. Did he just get back from a trip or exactly where was he?
All evidence points to his cheating except for one thing the 5 stinking pounds he lost. Yep in 5 days the man's lost 5 pounds. I have lost some weight but knowing him he's probably lost 2 today or something like that. I'm a slow loser.
I was kind of shy telling you guys about it but now it's out there. Maybe this will help me stay on plan. We have decided we need to be on a low carb diet to help us shed some pounds. I started out this week by getting rid of everything that would hinder us from eating the wrong thing. The food pantry got a nice big donation.
You know though there is that freezer out in the garage that still holds the half gallon of butter pecan ice cream and some other bad things. I mean what do you do with the ice cream? I can't put in the trash can because the garbage men don't come by till next Wednesday. What a mess that would be but maybe I should do something with it.
Another thing he just doesn't seem hungry either. I mean some days I just wake up starved and he's never like that. I have been making some great food though. I've decided before I confront him I need more evidence and somehow get rid of that ice cream. I'm going to do it right now while he is taking a nap.
Pray for our success and I'll let you know if I find him cheating.
P.S. Just to clarify this is just a funny post about our new diet, my husband is the greatest! Yes, losing weight was on my goal list this year.