What if He's Cheating?

I don't know guys he (the husband) seems very suspicious lately.  I have many doubts.  It started with him going to the gas station and staying gone for two hours this last Tuesday.  All sorts of thoughts went through my head in that length of time.  Although really this man will go 10 more miles to save 4 cents a gallon on gas he was gone for a lot longer than normal.  So, while the thoughts of him cheating were still whirling around my head, he finally walked in the door.   He had bought his Father's day present at Harbor Freight and he was very proud of his new tool.   I hate that store and he knows it so he went without me.  They need a section for just us women to look at.  In the end really I was glad he had went but there have been other instances.  

Like, saying he is going to lock everything down at night and I don't see him for an hour.  I've went out to look for him and I can never find him.  Both cars are there so he hasn't went somewhere and then I finally check the garage again to find him sitting on his work stool.  Did he just get back from a trip or exactly where was he?

All evidence points to his cheating except for one thing the 5 stinking pounds he lost.  Yep in 5 days the man's lost 5 pounds.  I have lost some weight but knowing him he's probably lost 2 today or something like that.  I'm a slow loser.  

I was kind of shy telling you guys about it but now it's out there.  Maybe this will help me stay on plan.  We have decided we need to be on a low carb diet to help us shed some pounds.  I started  out this week by getting rid of everything that would hinder us from eating the wrong thing.  The food pantry got a nice big donation.  

You know though there is that freezer out in the garage that still holds the half gallon of butter pecan ice cream and some other bad things.  I mean what do you do with the ice cream?  I can't put in the trash can because the garbage men don't come by till next Wednesday.  What a mess that would be but maybe I should do something with it. 

Another thing he just doesn't seem hungry either.  I mean some days I just wake up starved and he's never like that.  I have been making some great food though.  I've decided before I confront him I need more evidence and somehow get rid of that ice cream.  I'm going to do it right now while he is taking a nap.  

Pray for our success and I'll let you know if I find him cheating.  

P.S.  Just to clarify this is just a funny post about our new diet,  my husband is the greatest!  Yes, losing weight was on my goal list this year.  

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